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jonas brothers

A pop/rock band made up of three New Jersey brothers.
Most people assume that they're talentless and manufactured, and are SEVERELY wrong in this assumption.
Everybody who actually listens to their CD knows that they write their own songs and play their own instruments. Their music is great and their feet are firmly planted on the ground.
Another reason people wrongly assume they're bad is because of a lot of their fans are hyperactive 12 year-olds who just think they're cute. (A LOT of their fans aren't like this. It's just that a huge number also are like this).
I had to pay 500$ for my ticket to a Jonas Brothers concert.

Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers CD? It's amazing!
by mcbird13 March 22, 2008
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Bonus Jonas

I thought I was only getting 3 Jonas', but they threw in a bonus Jonas!
by The BAMF October 8, 2009
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Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas has had a negative impact on the world around him, not rivaled since Hanson and Hitler. And Danny Bonaduce. And Bob Saget. And no one can forget Barbara Streisand.

Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.
a)
Jonas is a douche
I would like to kick his ass
Jonas is a douche

2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE

iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.
by Jesu H. Christo June 20, 2008
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jonas brothers

hotness and perfection in the form of three terrific, very deserving, amazing boys. <3
wow! those JONAS BROTHERS are amazingly GORGEOUS! and any other form of awesomeness towards them
by Elizabeth Jonas March 9, 2008
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Jonas brothers

Obviously, the worst band in history, tiny dicks, who are overrated, and have obviously never listened to their own songs.

Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.

Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.

Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.
Girl: "Oh ma gawd, wanna listen to my new Jonas Brothers CD?"

Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*
by Anon 64 September 12, 2009
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jondasha

The meaning of the name Jondasha is a woman who is committed, loves hard, with an remarkable sence of humor,..give her all In relationships, but is afraid of being hurt,.a woman like this has to be loved to the fullest intent, to ensure a happy relationship with her..
I love this, name jondasha because it means , she is strong, an committed
by The Prince207 December 19, 2016
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Jonas Olšauskas

The best guy ever that is a very good friend and accepts what type of person you are.
Hey Jonas Olšauskas. Thank you for being the best friend ever.
by Lolly boy March 29, 2019
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