Ron Jon

That friend that always gets left out:(

He’s the Ron Jon of the group

by AshDONYA May 30, 2019

Jon-Dom

What you call a condom when a young boy (e.g. little jonny) wears one.

Typical troll on youtube:
Dear (insert username here)

I came home yesterday to find my 5 year old son wearing a jon-dom, I think this channel should be banned.

by f1freak2727 December 08, 2012

jon carner

a male who tries to be funny,typically a teacher, who enjoys science. WHen you make yourself seem like a geek, therefore being a Jon Carner.

Geez Mike, don't go pulling a Jon Carner!

by Phil Bill Dick February 12, 2009

Jon Calabro

The coolest, sexiest man ever known to man.

Person 1 :"Did you see Jon Calabro earlier?"

Person 2: "Yeah! He looked so cool and sexy!"

by Pig poop balls November 28, 2020

Jon-Crook

Traditionally: A special type of crook used by shepards for retrieving smaller animals.

Modern usage: A reserved yet excitable character who is charming yet inept.

1) Charles must use a Jon-Crook to retrieve the lamb.

2) "That Gary is such a Jon-Crook!"

by Maryene August 04, 2005

Jon Boy

colloquial Australian slang for a Rent Boy or someone who has partaken in a few to many disco biscuits and lost the rock.

"Jon boy mate, I remember when you were Jon Boy Rock......get off the pingers!"

by JB LOST THE R May 03, 2010

Lil' Jon

The King of Crunkiness..The onlt rap artist that has rap that I'll actually listen to..This bitch is cool!

To the Windows!! TO THE WALLS!! TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS!!

by James Lowe May 08, 2004