Jon Benet

An act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. It basically involves getting choked in a basement until climax.

Steve: "Dude, know how Stephanie likes to be choked? Well last night, we went into her basement and she totally let me Jon Benet her!"

by TroyMcClure 13 July 7, 2011

jon bon jovi

jon bon jovi is the most loyal husband in the world. Is very strange for rockstar to have just one marriage in his life...

"I don't care about my house, cars and all material things. I care only for health of my wife and my kids" said jon bon jovi

by Ema Konèan May 17, 2006

Jon Currier

A total bro. Sweet, caring, incredibly talented. Ladies man, sexy, a little crazy, and just a good man.

Jon Currier is the spawn of Eminem.

by CRZYKidd June 17, 2011

Jon Schemes

A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.

"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"

by Frank Dignard March 9, 2008

Jon Newcomer

A professional, independent wrestler out of the Philly area, 18 years young and as is the all proclaimed Prophet of Pro Wrestling. His finishing maneuver the "Ginger Snap" pays homage to his Auburn locks.

Jon Newcomer is going to make his opponent tap to the snap

by Ahhhhh to the Naaaaa January 15, 2011

Jon Jon Chang

An really really cute Asian guy with black hair and tiny eyes, who is caring and funny.

-Mirror, mirror, who is the hottest guy in the world?
- "Jon Jon Chang"

by DictionarySuperMan December 17, 2011

jon lajioe

The sexiest mother fucker who has a voice like angels.He is a sexual tiger.His love is like airplanes it gives girls orgasm.He also the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.He is Helen Keller of having sex oooh wait that's a bad example,but he has great sex move that he learned from China.

Jon lajioe took over my body last night.

He made me shake my booty but it led to the best night ever,he was a total Jon jajioe

by crouchslamer69 November 13, 2013