Jump Jock

A term used when some is trying to get with someone else.

Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?

John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.

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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?

Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.

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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!

Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!

Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...

by Captain DFTBAwesome November 1, 2010

jock thong

Retains the same functions as a regular jockstrap but with the addition a thong-type string in the rear part of the garment for aesthetic reasons as well as to offer extra coverage to one's backside/anus.

Man: "I'll see if I can find any jock thongs to buy, I wouldn't want any of the other guys to see my asshole in case I for any reason have to bend over, squat, kneel, or crouch in the locker room."

Boy: "I think that I might wear jock thong today, because I want that extra support for my butt, but I wouldn't want to feel so exposed in my backside."

Man: "Wearing this sexy jock thong tonight is guaranteed to score me some action with my partner--they won't be able to get their hands off me! The illusion, mystery, suspense, and sexual wonder is too much to hold back on."

by NotYourAverageUnderwearExpert February 20, 2014

crosby jocks

when your misses is so drunk she vomits in your jock draw, not realizing it is not the toilet.

She was so wasted she had a Crosby jocks situation.

by melaniecrazy February 21, 2015

jock string

a thong for your mans

Bf/Gf: "Hey, Babe! What do you want for your birthday."

"For you to take off my new jock string."

by YoonMin iS rEaL May 18, 2018

Jock Check

Most Sports players would know what this is.

It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.

Tommy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches johns balls*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*

by Timmy John james March 16, 2020

Self-Jocking

To be openly and shamelessly self-absorbed, placing yourself on a pedestal, most times undeservedly and annoyingly so. Being on your own nuts, as if you’re figuratively sucking yourself off for attention and identity-creating affirmation. Auto-hypersensationalism.

Instagram is an excellent platform to observe excessive self-jocking behavior, which reeks of desperation.

by Kirkury October 22, 2020

croc jocks

1.Girls that always want the D.

2.A girl who always wants to have sex and won't quit riding your jock.

3.A croc-jock.

croc jocks

Hey Samantha always wants the D she's such a croc-jock.
Tiffany won't leave me alone she keeps trying to force me into sex.

Why's, she acting like such a croc-jock?
croc jocks

by jklk;lgjkakl;kg. v ccc,cmcmcm June 27, 2017