Jock Check

Most Sports players would know what this is.

It is a verb in which one player yells “jock check” and proceeds to punch another player in the nuts to make sure they are wearing a jock. If they have one on, they are safe. If they don’t, no more kids.

Tommy: “JOCK CHECK!!!!” *punches johns balls*
John: “OW BRO I FORGOT MY JO-“ *throws up everywhere*
Tommy: *turns and stares into the camera*
“ Guess you should’ve worn a jock” *sholder shrug*

by Timmy John james March 16, 2020

jocks pudding

An ivory cream colored substance that emits from the penis of Ethan's mom, Cindy Milligan. Comes out in a frothy residue but as soon as you lick it it automatically flushed down your throat, thereby leaving the satisfaction of spewed jizz down your throat. Cindy will then beg for a fried noog on a stick.

Cindy: ETHAN!!
Cindy: what is this jocks pudding?!
Ethan: unh jock it's really good
Cindy: okay well Jacques's pudding it is now!!
*gulp gulp gulp*

Cindy; *tripping balls* ETHAN!! I'M SEEING SHIT NOW!!!

by UAnom August 28, 2022

Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.

"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."

by joytoyboy September 27, 2022

jock estate

Location of Smelly inbred Indians called Martin

That smelly Martin from the jock estate has been here

by Pokeslayer87 March 31, 2023

Jock Pit

College frat bros who will go to hardcore or heavy shows in general and forcefully stop the moshing practice in order to impose their own through a lack of commitment to the music and scene, making it about themselves, for example; two stepping at a hardcore show and random guys start pushing and jumping around and ruining the feel of the show and starts picking fights with everyone.

I’m pumped to see this band but since they’ve started gaining traction, more dudes are coming to the shows who want problems and to look hard. Its just gonna be a big jock pit.

by rabadabap October 21, 2023

Jock Riding

I always took "jock Riding" to mean haters riding ur jock all the time, talking sh*t. This is the way I often personally hear the phrase used in gangsta rap, basically. 90s west coast gangsta rap, not no pussy ass shit.

Get tf off my jock jealous ass hater jock Riding

by Pwnager57 December 18, 2022

Totally Jocked

To be totally jocked is to be built like Requis. I.e, Dwayne the Rock Johnson. To get totally jocked, everything you do has to be an exercise, even sleeping.

Woah, that dude is totally jocked! Wow! That dude is so hot because he is totally jocked.

by TheJockedMaster May 24, 2021