Digital Jet-Lag

When communicating with someone digitally in a distant time zone by phone, text, video chat or Skype, digital jet-lag is the feeling of being tired or fatigued from said communication and its disruption of your normal schedule and routine.

Joey: Why are you so tired? It's only 5pm where you live.
Damon: I have digital jet-lag from staying up until 3:30am video-chatting with you.

by Damonator May 6, 2012

Study Jet lag

A messed up sleep pattern due to late night studying. Especially among University studentswho study during the night and then get up early for lectures or exams just to fall asleep during the day when they get home. Adjusting after several weeks of late night studying back to a normal sleeping schedule is usually difficult and the student experiences a jet lag even though they haven't been traveling through time zones.

Dude, I can't fall asleep at night, all that exam cramming has given me study jet lag

by ERcoconut March 20, 2013

Jumbo jet

A name usually given to either a Boeing 747 or an Airbus A380, both large airliners.

The jumbo jet landed at the international airport.

by Delelelelelemariokart November 5, 2019

stupid jet

Meaning forever and always/family but, funny when you say it.

Jennifer ...(smile while looking at the person) “Stupid Jet”
Diana ...(Smile back)
“Stupid Jet”

by Simple DJ July 17, 2020

Pool jet masturbating

I'm using the men type))
Who you are in the pool horny and you go to the pool jet and get blown by it
I do it all the time :)

Chad:dude Emily is so hot I'm so horny
Dave: chad your hot to I'm getting horny off you....
Chad:well let's look at who we think is hot and press our dicks against the pool jet
Dave: okay
Chad:*walks over to the pool jet and presses dick on it looking at Emily*
Dave:*looks at chad and presses his dick on the pool jet*
Chad:OHHH~ FUCK YEAH *moans*
Dave:OHHH DADDY~ HELL YEAH *moans*
*Ten minutes later*
Chad:dave I'm going to c-cum OHHHHH *cums everywhere*
Dave: chad please... Stick it in me or rub me it feels good but I can't cum
Chad: ok! *Rubs dave's dick*
Dave: OH CHAD IM CUMMING
*Cums while everyone stares at him*
Pool jet masturbating

by Throbbing cocc October 27, 2020

gotta jet

This phrase deserves to have a seat on the “How to say ‘Bye’” council for obvious reasons. It’s like, the cool way to say “I’m peacing out” or “I’m outta this bitch”

Alyssa: Yo, wanna come with me to the vending machine?
Dom: Nah, bi-otch, I gotta jet my ass to class.

by itzz_dominik March 18, 2019

value jet

1. A discount airfare sevicebased out of Atlanta, eventualy forced out of service from maintenance issues and a crash in a Florida bog. Now doing business as AirTran Airways.

Usually used as a perjorative, as in the term "Bogger than Value-Jet.

"Given a choice between traveling with your mother, and on goatback, I think I'd consider taking Value Jet."

by Randall M May 15, 2006