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jersey jelousy

A desire to hate on New Jersey due to a burning feeling of inadaquacy stemming from not living in New Jersey.
In a classic case of jersey jelousy the Pittsburg resident called New Jersey the armpit of the country.
by Jersey Ed October 10, 2007
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New Jersey

The best state in the U.S. Even though most people hate on N.J., it has the best corn and tomatoes, among other things. New Jersey is also famous for Bon Jovi, Redman, Queen Latifah, Naughty By Nature, Bruce Springstein, and many others.
Place where are all of the major casinos are located on the East Coast.
by Inspector Gadget August 19, 2004
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get her jersey

slang expression meaning to obtain a female's name and (phone) number.
"Yea, that drunk girl ruined my chances with her friend...you know I had to get her jersey tho!"
by njsfinest4ever August 19, 2006
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Jersey Left

At a red light, the asshole car driver who makes the left hand turn by cutting off opposing traffic just as the light turns green.
Driver: "I don't feel like waiting forever to turn left."
Passenger: "Just jump the gun and make a Jersey Left."
by 3dPoop June 10, 2009
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Jersey Left

A Jersey Left is also known as a jughandle left. When you need to make a left turn, you have to stay to the right, use the jughandle to cross the road to make the left.
Take Route 35 North. Make a Jersey Left at Allaire Road.
by littleducknj August 21, 2009
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Jersey

A beautiful island in the English Channel, not a state of the USA. The commander of the British forces during the last attempted invasion of Jersey by the French was given an area of land in America as gift for winning the 'Battle of Jersey'. He named this land 'New Jersey' in honour of the island he fought to protect. Well known for it's occupation during WW2 by the german forces, and famous for it's own breed of cattle and potatoes.
Man bieau p'tit Jerri ('My beautiful little Jersey' in Jerriais/Jersey French)

English company: "...and that's £45 including VAT"
Jersey resident: "VAT is not chargeable to Jersey, i'll be paying less for that thankyou!"
English company: "oh sorry I didn't realise you lived there, how very lucky of you! here, have these goods at a cheaper price"
by LXP May 25, 2007
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new jersey

the best state on the east coast man

the state where the most awesome people are, the beach, and the best entertainment...well at least thats what toms river has.....
Nc is soooooo boring...take me back to new jersey
by mandy son May 13, 2006
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