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Whatever Itches your Bitches

Synonemous with"Whatever Floats your boat"
Leeroy: I just Realized i have an Onion fetish
Stewart: Whatever Itches your Bitches man...
by lolz@mydefinitions June 25, 2010
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Itchy Asshole

A result from eating popcorn the day before. The skin of corn kernels will not digest. When making popcorn, the kernel skin hardens and passes through the digestive track. Without thorough and proper cleaning, this can result in an unpleasant pain.
Worker #1 - Whats with Bob? He keeps picking his ass...

Worker #2 - He caught itchy asshole. I told him to stay away from all that popcorn.
by UnderFire September 11, 2012
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itchy scrot

when u get the sudden urge to itch your testicles coz they are sore
"shit...i got an itchy scot! its been buggin me all day"
by James September 25, 2003
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itchy coochie

a type of coochie that really needs to be scratched by a penis.
Babe, get over here. I've got an itchy coochie and I need you to scratch.
by The Big Thicc September 11, 2019
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the itchies

noun: A temporary psychosomatic condition wherein the afflicted person experiences itching sensations at various locations around the body. Most of the itchy spots have no physical reason to be itchy, though a bout of the itcgies may be triggered by an initial legitimate itch (like an insect bite or rash).
Sign that gives you the itchies: "Please do not scratch on this premisis."
by sarcen May 27, 2014
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Itchy nana

guy: hey boss, what's new?
guy2: nothing much, i had some great itchy nana the other day.
by JORDrumm August 12, 2009
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ichabod is itchy

Derrogatory term often used by lesbians referring to males trying lame pick-up lines on them.
well...it appears that Ichabod is itchy
by RexDeus October 29, 2006
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