God

Fake. Its fucking fake. Its not real. Some dumbass made him up. Just give it up, stop praying, jesus isnt in your stomach, were all going to die, and were never going to “heaven” or “hell.

Person 1: Oh my god
The Nobody: Yes

by HypE Fenix August 3, 2018

God

shrek

shrek is god

by ampharos man March 17, 2020

God

someone who never cared loved or valued me or my pursuit of existence

God told me to fly and when i tryed to he called me a loser now i never try anymore.

by Asifgodcaredaboutme May 19, 2018

God

Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation.

"Omg I saw Shrek the third last night! I am so blessed!!"
Our god is Shrek. No need for further explanation

by [Enter Text Here] June 16, 2019

God

Harry edward styles.

Did u see god in a dress on a vogue cover??!
Oh yea, he fucking rocked it.

by Harrystylespinktoothbrush April 1, 2022

God

Moto Moto

Yes, he likes em chunky

Moto Moto is a God, He likes em chunky.

I think Moto Moto likes you

by Thanos March 4, 2019

god

when something is unbelievably great

“yo, that shows last season was GOD compared to this season”

“my schedule this year is GOD compared to last year”

by nowwedeadroses2939 September 6, 2018