Minecraft 2

Something that will never happen in the history of the universe.

"Man, I hope Minecraft 2 comes out someday.

by sussyboy666 August 03, 2021

minecraft shaders

something your pc cant handle

friend 1: "yo i downloaded some realistic minecraft shaders"
friend 2: "well how did it go"
friend 1: "my pc exploded and burned down my house. i am now homeless. send help please.
friend 2: "ahahah that was a funny joke"
friend 1: "what the fuck"

by poop man man poop January 01, 2021

Minecraft Hardcore

A version that Ph1lza survived for 5 years but died to a baby zombie and a spider. The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Allow cheats off in the menu, and stuck on Hard. Many people have tried, but just fail at around day 5.

#1 I want to play Minecraft Hardcore, and beat Ph1lza's record!
#2 Good luck doing that, Noob.

by Userious? October 11, 2021

Minecraft Hardcore

The hardest mode of Minecraft, 1 life, Locked on Hard difficulty. 8 in 9 Minecraft streamers do this even tho they R trash at Hardcore. I reckon they first learn how to craft sticks before playing Hardcore.

*new streamer* : I am gonna play this new game called Minecraft and the Hardest difficulty of Minecraft! Minecraft Hardcore!
*veteran: dies to creeper* : About that

by Userious? October 12, 2021

Minecraft Girlfriend

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

Minecraft urge

The minecraft urge is the strange feeling you get every 2 to 3 months where you just want to play Minecraft day and night, get all your friends online, download a ton of mods. Until one day you just get bored and put it down just for the cycle to continue

Why can’t he play with us?

Oh he’s having a Minecraft urge give it a few weeks

by Cheese Pretzels January 26, 2021

minecraft bookshelf

An absolute madlad on twitter who thinks that urban dictionary only has nice things to say about your name

Gay

- you know that Minecraft bookshelf guy on twitter?
- yeah, he’s hella gay

by PewdsDogSven October 05, 2019