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Situational Lust

Feelings of desire for a person who is not particularly attractive but just happens to be the most attractive in the room at that point in time. Often occurs during long boring classes or lectures.

Sufferers usually come to a realisation that the subject of their lust is far less interesting if they ever see them in a different context.
"I thought Joey in my Linguistics class was really hot, but when I saw them in the supermarket I realised it was just a bad case of situational lust"
by Pixel Pixie February 16, 2010
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Shituation

A really bad situation that looks to only get worse
"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009
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Hilation

Dude i totally just made an awesome hilation on the 3rd sentance!
by Dinokitty12 April 20, 2010
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shituation

When you are confused by the actions of others.
This is a shituation.
People making assumptions------Shituation

People posting random videos-----Shituation

Work----Shituation

School------Shituation
by IHaveNoIdealol March 11, 2013
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situation-specific complement

A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.
"You look pretty today"

"You were so good this time!"

"I had fun with you tonight"

"This is such a good picture of you!"

"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"
by omfggafbsrgdfty October 19, 2013
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Situational Sickness

The feeling you get after a night of raging and drinking too much including but not limited to nausea, headaches, general discomfort, guilt, shame.
"I am not feeling so hot today." "Oh...are you actually sick...or do you have situational sickness?"
by grayson_1895 October 19, 2013
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Situationally reply

When one use's time to his advantage and waits for the perfect time to reply in a group text.
Me: witty comeback
Weezy: Why you always just situationally reply...it's bulls**t bro!
by CoreyGill January 10, 2015
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