Pissed on her strawberries

To upset your girlfriend or spouse with your careless or drunken behaviour. It can also be used humorously for anyone ruining a situation, particularly social events with friends.

Why is Regina not speaking to Andy today?"

"Mate, last night after the pub he went and pissed on her strawberries."

"What a dick."

by opfawcett August 24, 2015

lock her down

Basically the same as "hold her down" to have her back, protect her, be there for her etc..

When I find that girl, I'll lock her down, I swear that girl, will be the only one for me.

by JT PRoDucT January 1, 2018

Make Her Cry

A saying for when you see an attractive woman that you would like to have rough sex with.

Oh man, you see her over there? I'd definitely make her cry!

by Chris Wags February 1, 2008

fuck her twice

A casual expression or quip used only on the hottest of women, and stated only by a guy who obviously has no chance with said girl in a normal setting. The underlying meaning being that if some mediocre scrub actually scored with that hot of a chick, no one would believe it and therefore it wouldn't have happened even if it did

Goddamn, that bitch is so hot i'd fuck her twice to make sure the first time counted.

by Willis P Styles September 28, 2007

Call of Her Duty

The act in which the girl gives fellatio while the male plays call of duty.

She understands the call of her duty!

by 30rsticosworth January 10, 2010

brushing her beaver

When a woman strokes just the hair in front of her front private part (beaver )
She does it in a ticklish manner.

This is a slang word

The pre-stages of a woman playing with herself . This is done to sexually stimulate herself before continuing to play with herself .

by Hef September 5, 2005

throw [her] a shot

to fuck

Hell yeah, I'd throw her a shot.

by davepen February 20, 2013