Green Handicap

The inability to further one's career as a result of said invidual's inability to play golf.

My green handicap cost me last month's promotion.

by How Now Shamwow June 17, 2009

Hollywood Headicures

A headicure is defined as multiple massage techniques on the head, neck and face. A headicure can help relieve headaches, migraines, stress, and is very calm and relaxing. Hollywood Headicures is a mobile company based in Hollywood California, that specializes in these techniques, along with other services, such as aromatherapy, ear candling, acupressure, etc.

Hollywood Headicures really helped me with my migraines.

by PopCulture11 October 25, 2011

double handie

Two hand jobs at once

Malbaugh gave Luke and Christian a double handie

by Big Daddy Hot Rod October 22, 2013

96 handie

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.

Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!

by Blackgrouper September 8, 2016

terminally handicapped

A state of disability so severe that it leads to a cause of death

With the plays that Billy is making at second base makes me think that he is terminally handicapped.

by Iceburgaler August 1, 2017

Bubble heading

Zoning out.

'what's up' Em?

'Sorry, what Tez? Ah no, I was just bubble heading.'

by EmGo December 3, 2017

Asian Handicap

once the sex is almost finished, the Male pulls out and busts in the females ear. Therefore, handicapping the females hearing for a brief period of time.

John asian handicapped Vanessa last night.

by Asian Handicap October 22, 2018