helmut

A middle-aged womens' hairstyle which is identified by its shape and the fact that it can remain still, even in the force of a wind tunnel.

After a hard night of partying, Trixie woke up on the floor, shook her head several times and her helmut was as good as new.

by Higley September 21, 2009

rape helmet

A motorcycle helmet used to club victims and then rape them

I think derek used the rape helmet last night.

Why would you think such a thing ?

He came in to work today smelling like he swam in pussy and had some hair clumps on his helmet.

Maybe he just got laid and tore some of his own hair off in a hurry.

Then how do you explain the fact that he doesn't ride ?

Yeah, you got a point.

by sexy fat girl November 26, 2010

helmich

helmich is a name that has been handed down from father to son. for generations. Meaning a circumized penis

penishelmithelmutdickcircumizedhelmich

by Felonyone Australia (Facebook) February 25, 2010

Helmet Kink

When you have a crash in a men or character who wears a helmet and never or did show there face before for example

The Mandalorin,TRON,Etc

“Who is favorite character”

“Well I have a helmet kink so I like TRON”

by cooky_milkis18 November 12, 2020

Mongolian Helmet

The act of defecating on one's face leaving one line of feces across the eyes, and another line down the nose. Like Arabian goggles, but with excrement. Used more of an insult than a sexual maneuver.

That girl was a total bitch to me, so I gave her a Mongolian Helmet.

by Rytha June 14, 2011

Purple-Helmet Warrior

When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."

My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.

by squeezemasta June 18, 2011

Egg helmet

An egg helmet is a haircut that the all the real cool people rock. It is shaped like a egg and wraps arou d your head exactly.

Daniel: Wow is that an egg helmet?!
Donagh: Damn right it is
Daniel: Wow your so cool!

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019