halpha

(Half-Alpha) A person that considers themselves an alpha male but only acts alpha around weak betas. When other real alphas are around they are intimidated and become insecure betas.

Matt is such a halpha, he’s always telling people stories about how great he is but anytime I’m around he’s quiet and will find a reason to leave.

by AlexLewis October 11, 2018

hamham7776

hey its hamslice

hey its hamham7776

by hamham7776 May 21, 2019

Hampler

A fire ass time with the fam.

Last night was a fuckin hampler

by A suburban dude June 10, 2019

hampcheever

When someone is absolutely necking or going to neck their food.

Donnie: That food looks good!
Darko: Darn right? I am going to absolutely hampcheever this.

by fraedo April 11, 2019

Hamppster

when you cum in a ladies body wash

*takes a quick hamppster in moms body wash*

by DADDY SKWOMP November 1, 2019

hampshired

When some giant Biatch hires you to do her dirty work and clean the hamper, but you’re actually happy to do it because she sexed you up one time on a blew moon balloon.

Dude, I just finally got Hampshired cus I did so well on my inner view.

by DeafinatelyDef March 27, 2020

hampox

my grandma use to say im beat your hampox

im go beat that hampox

by anonymous September 17, 2020