hamjob

A hand job given by a fat stripper.

I went to the strip club and got a cottage cheese cutey to give me the best hamjob ever.

by Snuggle Piss April 14, 2016

Hambone

A person, usually male, who extreamly dedicated to fantasy sports to the point of degenerate level and is also extreamly successful in the afore mentioned fantasy endeavors.

Timmy won the football league again? Damn - he plays like a hambone.

by ItsDJOBie July 8, 2018

jesus hammond

a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.

character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".
character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".

by orangebuzz2000 January 5, 2008

blood hammock

Pad/sanitary napkin

'I got my period!! Anyone got a spare blood hammock?'

by snapex February 25, 2010

Leslie hammond

a super sexy hot cool dude who everybody loves and is often very smart and gets all the hoes be aware if a leslie attempts to finesse your girl consider her gone

"damn thats tuff Leslie Hammond tryna steal my girl i guess she is his now"

by Co0l M4n March 17, 2021

Hamnah

Common myths beleive Hamnah to mean purple grape, yet those who have encountered this phenomenon of a homosapien are now aware that "Hamnah" is more suited to yellow grape, owning to its unusual skin pigmentation. Hamnah originates from Iran, (previously known as Persia), yet some still maintain its origin is from China. Hamnah is an alternative to evil, and some ancient myths put it above Satan himself. Moreover, Hamnah is also when somebody is able to distract an acedemic scholar for over 20 hours in one week.

oh know, its a hamnah, ive wasted 20 hrs this week!

by Mitul Patel, Ravi Mehta March 17, 2008

Hamnah

Common myths beleive Hamnah to mean purple grape, yet those who have encountered this phenomenon of a homosapien are now aware that "Hamnah" is more suited to yellow grape, owning to its unusual skin pigmentation. Hamnah originates from Iran, (previously known as Persia), yet some still maintain its origin is from China. Hamnah is an alternative to evil, and some ancient myths put it above Satan himself. Moreover, Hamnah is also when somebody is able to distract an acedemic scholar for over 20 hours in one week. Moreover, some believe that Hamnah to have various oxymoronic elements.

OMG, a hamnah is coming, thats 20 hours of my week wasted.
Oxymoronic traits: NiceHamnah, Beautiful Hamnah

by Mitul Patel, Ravi Mehta March 18, 2008