Hag

Hag: a stressed person who messes up peoples day

Man, jafar is a fucking hag

by Chucky524 March 31, 2017

Fag hag

A straight friend to help a gay guy/girl pull

"John pulled because he had his fag hag"
"you have to be my fag hag, you can talk to her ugly mate"

by Mike_Hunts June 26, 2014

Hag

An old white lady that hates the idea of black and Mexican people enjoying life

Hag: I hate how that nigger is having fun andnim not
Me: shut up you stupid hag

by minkycok June 18, 2019

Hag

A sexy, sarcastic older woman who doesn’t give a fuck. Often a gay icon or someone who is active in the gay community.

Seen as a role model for many who (despite their age) dresses however they like, says whatever they like, and parties- looking gorgeous while they do it.

Joan rivers is such a hag!

Did you meet that woman in the smoking area? Iconic. What a hag.

by Joan Collins June 21, 2021

Facebook Hag

A person who Is friendly with someone who is not on Facebook, but stil agrees to post the non Facebook person’s Pictures, videos and comments on their own Facebook page for them.

“I’m not on Facebook, but I have a Facebook Hag who posts stuff for me!”

by AJ Rules The School July 17, 2018

Party hag

That middle aged overly tan woman with wrinkled leathery skin from poor life choices always with a drink and cigarette in her hands that is partying way too hard at a social gatherings as if she were eternally 21.

She’s such a party hag.

by El Pedro de Pacas August 21, 2021

hag

when you reach the age of 18 years old on twitter, you’re officially a hag

“you know daniel?”
“yeah we’re friends”
“eww he’s a hag”
“he is 19!”

by ouiouiphaguette January 14, 2022