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Fag Hag

A woman who surrounds herself with gay men and the friends of gay men, she is often not the prettiest face and over weight, she has female friends but she’s always talking about her gay male friends. If she can use her “status” with the gay men in her life to gain friendships with lesbians she will too. She called herself bisexual but you’ve only ever seen her drunk kissing another female because she likes dick but she thinks being bisexual makes her more appealing to the gay men she obsesses over. She does not like anyone else (especially a female) having the attention of her gays but if she can’t see a way to sabotage that relationship without losing her fag hag status then she will crawl right up that persons butt hole so she can be included. She’s usually a girl who is insecure and can be a ‘couple beers short of a six pack’. She usually dislikes straight females who are prettier and slimmer than her and she always has to have someone who she treats as being beneath her or pathetic.
Yeh look Betty is a Fag Hag, she literally treats everyone else like shit unless she wants something but she would never have the nerve to treat her gays like that.
by KikiDoYouLoveMe21 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Fag Hagmug.

Wanker Hag

A person who is toxic in overwatch and constantly complains about 'no heal', 'no damage'
Dragonix Can you pleaaase more heaL.
Dragonix gg
Goblin Omg you are such a wanker hag!
by senorgibbi November 19, 2024
mugGet the Wanker Hagmug.

Hag flap

Martha caught her hag flap in the door latch.
by Moonbeam76 January 12, 2022
mugGet the Hag flapmug.

hagged over

after a night of drinking, you wake up to find the girl you've been with all night lies next to you in bed, but instead of being the beauty you'd imagined her to be the in yester-night, she now turns out to be completely hagged over.
...and then she turns around and oh my god she's totally hagged over so I threw up and said that it's cause I'm totally hung over.
by heythewhat October 23, 2014
mugGet the hagged overmug.

Hag

Sarah is a hag.”
by Haha03 January 15, 2022
mugGet the Hagmug.

Fag Hag

A heterosexual woman who spends most of her time with a homosexual man
“Sorry, I can’t meet you this weekend. I’m going shopping with Tarquin. I am his Fag Hag, you know!”
by Redbaron February 7, 2020
mugGet the Fag Hagmug.

oul hag

Yer woman's alright but her mates an oul hag.
by JillEM February 18, 2014
mugGet the oul hagmug.

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