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Great Mackinaw

When two uncircumcised guys try to dock or space dock.
My Jewish friend and I tried a Great Mackinaw last night, but it just wouldn't work.
by The Dockter October 15, 2011
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great value pussy

Bitch, you have to have that great value pussy.
by im batman clit December 5, 2016
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Ur great grandad faggot

Your grandad faggot is the worst insult ever to exist after your granny trannny. Every time it is used the sea rises by 3000m and 100,000 people die
Jim: ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Joe: it didn’t have to come to this

Jim: no please

Joe: ur great grandad faggot

Jim implodes, the sea rises over Venice and Jim’s family dies of Ebola
by Skunk slit slut 567 March 14, 2018
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Three Great Insults

The three (3) great insults are known as: ok boomer, no u, and ur mom gay.
Boomer: You kids can't do anything these days!
Zoomers: * pulls out Three Great Insults*
Zoomer 1: ok boomer
Zoomer 2: no u
Zommer 3: ur mom gay
Boomer: *dies*
by meinufakku November 30, 2019
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Worlds Greatest Detective

If your a big dumb dumb the "Worlds Greatest Detective" is Batman if you search it up you'll either see a bunch of batman memes or a bunch of batman comics either way you'll see batman. to be honest i don't know why batman is called the "Worlds Greatest Detective" but i don't care because i love batman either way "No homo."
everyone: Batman is the "Worlds Greatest Detective."
Batman: Hmmm i can't seem to find jokers hideout?
Jokers hideout: "In Plane Sight."
by Legobatman2139 December 3, 2020
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The Greatest Speech of All Time

Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.
The Greatest Speech of All Time-

*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*
by Nazeem February 5, 2021
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Greatestjournal

Awesome journal service, with MUCH more options than livejournal, such as image hosting, photo galleries, 1000 icons, etc. Most of the things you pay for on LJ are given for free on here (except the "name.journal.com").
Most commonly called "GJ"
Wow, GJ is so much better than LJ!
by Cow June 23, 2004
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