goober grape

The act of getting assaulted by a person with a mental handicap.

I smacked that retarded kid, and he totally goober graped me! I still have a black eye.

by Mikey T February 05, 2005

grape salad

tossing the salad for someone with hemorrhoids.

jack: i went up the hill with jill, and i was going to toss the salad, but she had serious roids.
brandon: so wats yur problum? i love me some grape salad.
jack: that's because you're fucked in the head.

by lukeh081288 November 03, 2011

eat grapes

1: to flunk out
2: to become too lazy to do something
3: to be cowardly or weak

"I asked Howard if he wanted to drop acid with us tonight but he decided to sit at home and eat grapes instead."

by loprogression January 25, 2008

Grumble-grape

A gurgling fart bubble that pops with a low groan.

I popped a grumble-grape in my pants last night leaving a nasty stain.

by Drpig123 November 26, 2010

Grape Stranglers

(n) Pants or shorts that are too tight on a man. So much that constriction of the teabag causes two bulging lumps to be visable. See also nut huggers.

"Jenn loves men who wear Grape Stranglers"

by jennwigg August 22, 2008

nauseous grapes

A phrase used to describe an awful smell

Becca: *Opens lunch bag*
Emma: EW! What did your mom pack you for lunch?

Becca: fish salad.
Emma: ... It smells like nauseous grapes.

by EB! June 12, 2009

grape stomping

A common Dutch fetish, but also quite popular in Belgium and northern France, involving the purposeful squeezing of feces, occasionally canine, through ones toes for your partners sexual satisfaction!

I was finally able to go grape stomping at the dog park in Amsterdam!

by B Lumpkin November 14, 2013