gift

a hypothetical situation used to trick someone into believing something kinda ridiculous

jimmy: you can eat poker chips?
kappy: oh my god, how did you buy that gift?

by deleiris July 20, 2008

Gifted

Referes to a person who regularly follows-through on a fart.

To "Gift" someone is to poo whilst farting in someone's house or on their property.

A person who "gifts" is referred to as
"Gifted"

"He gifted the front seat of my car!"

"He gave in the hallway whilst wearing a bathtowel"

by carneagemean May 8, 2008

GITBAM

An acronym for
Go In The Bushes And Masturbate

Guy 1: Fuck off, GITBAM

Guy 2: Kay

by CumRag June 25, 2008

gift wrapped

When you and your girl both lay facing each other. She bends and spreads angling her vagina towards you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps hers around your back

Man I just gift wrapped my girl, we gone be fucking till Christmas!

by dickblaster December 28, 2015

sacred gift

a male dips his penis into holy water and jerks off in someones mouth.

After mass i received a sacred gift from Sid.

by the jokes on you batty August 30, 2009

get your friend called jade a gift day

on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift

you: oh hey it’s May 20th here’s a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: it’s get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really

you: yeahhhh

by kayyykayy May 13, 2021

gift wrap

When you hot carl someone but instead of putting the plastic wrap on first you put it on after and then blow dry their face. this is called a giftwrap.

I am going to gift wrap that nigga.

by Emily and Andrea December 7, 2006