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Skin Flute

A funny or dumb way to say "penis" and if you are in music class you can make lots of jokes about the skin flute
Dude 1: "I'm gonna go play my Skin Flute"

Dude 2: "nah bro it's No Nut November"
by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020
mugGet the Skin Flutemug.

yogurt flute

Yo man, your yogurt flute is hanging out of your pants, put that thing away.
by ftothek June 17, 2022
mugGet the yogurt flutemug.

Flute

A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.

Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)
Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*

Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?

Person 1: ....
by musictoast October 16, 2019
mugGet the Flutemug.

Pants Flute

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."
by massive_schlong June 13, 2016
mugGet the Pants Flutemug.

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left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC
Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....
by jpw805 December 13, 2020
mugGet the left handed douche flutemug.

whittle the flute

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.
by pentozali October 20, 2012
mugGet the whittle the flutemug.

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