Skin Flute

A funny or dumb way to say "penis" and if you are in music class you can make lots of jokes about the skin flute

Dude 1: "I'm gonna go play my Skin Flute"

Dude 2: "nah bro it's No Nut November"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

yogurt flute

Another word for the male appendage (dick)

Yo man, your yogurt flute is hanging out of your pants, put that thing away.

by ftothek June 17, 2022

Flute

A strong, beautiful, and an amazing instr- *ahem* weapon.

Many people who play this instrument are apparently either a girl or gay as it goes with stereotypes. Also, many of these people can be uhm very rude sometimes.
This beauty of an instrument sounds amazing and can also be used to easily go inside a mellophone :,)

Person 1: *sticks flute in mello*

Person 2: are you trying to f*ck my mellophone?

Person 1: ....

by musictoast October 16, 2019

Pants Flute

An alias for male genitalia.

"I'm back from practicing instruments."

"What did you play, the pants flute? HA."

by massive_schlong June 13, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

left handed douche flute

Similar to a left handed cigarette. A vape or puff box that contains marijuana or THC

Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....

by jpw805 December 13, 2020

whittle the flute

To jerk off.

Gloria will whittle the flute and swallow the music for a nominal fee.

by pentozali October 20, 2012