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Reverse Courtesy Flush

When you find someone else's shit in the toilet and you have to flush before you use it
I got into the stall at the restaurant and had to do a reverse courtesy flush for the guy before me before I could drop my own deuce.
by LeafyGreens37 December 14, 2022
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Flush

v. To get an abortion.
Gina's preggers.

Shit, what you going to do?

Flush it, hopefully.
by Shuaman February 16, 2018
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Preemptive Flush

A preemptive flush occurs when one is sitting on the shitter, hears footsteps and flushes even if it isn't neccessary in order to let the person whose footsteps you heard know it's occupied, to deter them from coming into the toilet while you're doing your business.
A: I was sitting on the toilet mid-shit when I heard my sister's footsteps, I did a preemptive flush so she wouldn't come in while I was doing a blumpkin.
by Some_Random_Asshat March 31, 2018
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Shanghai flush

Washing ones hair in an airport toilet
“My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair”

“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”
by Twgab June 2, 2018
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Flush & Fly

When you don't have enough time to unclogg the toilet before you have to pee so when you flush you leave immediately and wash your hands in the kitchen sink
My friend had to pull a Flush & Fly before he got the his hazmat suit on to reenter the "battlezone"
by Niggerinthehood December 17, 2018
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Flushed the mouse

To take a rash action, viewed in hindsight as stupid.
Tony really flushed the mouse when he picked Kentucky to win the NCAA tournament.
by Bootsy and the hammer March 28, 2024
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no flush

no flush if u flush ur nasty simple
are you in no flush gang?

of course why wouldm't i be !
by noflusher123 August 27, 2019
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