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florida Scramble

A hot lunch dropped from and 75 year old woman with a crusty box at 6 am that remarkably resembles scrambled eggs
Edna gave me the Florida scramble with a side order of fromunda cheese.
florida Scramble by butt slug July 27, 2004

Florida Alpha 

I would do absolutely anything (including another woman) to date a gentleman of Phi Psi's Florida Alpha chapter!
Florida Alpha by Russ January 18, 2004

Florida High-five 

A high five given to an unsuspecting person after applying baby powder to ones genitals. It is so-named because hotter, more humid areas necessitate such application to prevent chafing, and also because Florida is America's Wang. This is a relatively easy prank to pull, as a hanging hand is so irresistibly inviting and most people accept the invitation of a high-five without a second thought.
(Person X applies baby powder to scrotum with right hand while Person Y is in the bathroom. Person Y exits bathroom.)

Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).

Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).

(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)

florida foursome 

When you get a women eat her pussy while someone is fucking you in the ass and some one is fucking them in the ass while someone else is fucking them in the ass while the women is sucking your dick. And when they cum they countinue until they are dried out.
bro i heard that you brian,gaberal, and jesica had a florida foursome. Is that true

Yeah we did it all day and night. It was amazing we didnt stop until 4:30 in the morning

Your lucky man next time can i join

If your up for it

Nice

florida homerun 

Having sex with your ugly female cousin from behind, with both of you standing, and her bent over.
I was so hard up this weekend I ended up going out with my cousin and finished off the night with a Florida homerun
florida homerun by Shep446 November 18, 2020

Florida Mudslide 

The same thing as a Cleveland Steamer, only the person taking the dump on the other person's chest has the runs.
I broke up with my girlfriend last night. I tried to give her a Cleveland Steamer, only I ate chili so I ended up giving her a Florida Mudslide instead.
Florida Mudslide by fps_dean August 31, 2013