The weapon your mom bares and its the thing you should fear once you "accidently" told your mom that you declared war by breathing air.
Guy 1: Oh shit my mom is coming i better hide. She is 100% gonna have the flip flop ready in hand.
Guy 2: RIP dude.
Guy 2: RIP dude.
by CumTittiesWithBBQSauceIsGood69 May 24, 2021
by girl YES! March 27, 2023
When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your terd does a front to back sideways splash on your ass
I was dropping a deuce at work and an coqorker walked in, i pulled my pants up feom aroumd my ankles as i was braking one off and it did q Smelly flop into the bowl.
by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018
When you did the secks so many times your legs fell off and then your Valley Girl jeggings flop off your stumps.
by Ratsax October 02, 2019
last night my cum hit my in the eye, this is called a cum flop.
simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.
simon: mark what happened to your eye, did your wife give you pink eye again...
mark: no actually my wife sucked me off and i came my dick hit my belly my cum hit my eye...
simon: well mark, that is called a cumflop.
by cumflop_salami_sandwich August 30, 2018
When something is so good (sex, drugs etc) that you literally flop and wobble on the bed at the same time.
by Nae Nae Bloomfield November 17, 2017
When someone has officially 'tanked' or has done 'bad' in a category such as social media views, personal life issues and etc. This is normally used as a joke and is used in a humours way.
This is usually used in 'floptok'.
This is usually used in 'floptok'.
by amazingslayer September 25, 2023