floppy-cute

something that is so floppy it is cute

My son has the best floppy-cute ears.

by sickgoat3 January 14, 2018

Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy

“Hey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”

by Lamaii August 5, 2022

floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.

I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.

by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023

floppy talk

Conversation about computer stuff which has reached the level of detail that average person don't understand.

John: ''Usually that CPU would be enough, but i require at least 8 TFlops and that's without streaming.''
Peter: ''I heard that 7th gen will fall on knees before AMD's Ryzen. I might even switch. Benchmarks seems promising.''
Mary: ''There goes the FLOPPY TALK again. Wanna get some drinks, Jane?''

by floppy man April 15, 2017

Floppy donkey

When a cock is so big, it flops and sways around like a donkey dick

That dude has a floppy donkey!

by Madmonk210 September 17, 2023

Floppy

A relict from an ancient technology to store bits on it.

Q: Is this a beer mat?
A: Yes dude.
Q: But why does it have a hole in the middle?
A: To land your pint properly.
Q: Really?
A: Floppy.

by 8815 March 10, 2023

floppy extrusion

A penis.

That there is one floppy extrusion.

by Ohhohohhhhohh February 18, 2018