Floopy Shits

A prank in which you fill a bucket with a diseased animal’s shit (preferably a goat or horse) and dump it on your friend, screaming “floopy shits”!

“Tyreek is gonna smell hella bad when we pull ole floopy shits on him”

by Jj McWeiner December 1, 2017

flooptastic

Fantastically floppy.

What flooptastic pasta!

by __insert_name__ December 13, 2017

Floop

Sadness,gloomy,bummy

This day sucks Im floopy.

by AnonymousFlooper May 29, 2018

Floopy

Crazed,insane, someone who is out of there ever loving mind.

That Kyle sure is a Floopy. He is the Floopiest Floopy to ever have been a Floopy.

by Coach JD June 18, 2018

Floopsicle

A fully erect penis. Not to be confused with a Flopsicle (aka a limp dick)

Wow Jerry that's quite a Floopsicle you got there!

by TacoNoCheese August 23, 2018

Floopy

The feeling you have before your throw up.

"Do you feel floopy?" If yes it's time to head to the bathroom.

by kbacha September 25, 2018

Floodite Gems

'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.

Holy shit are those 'Floodite Gems'!? Why would you wear those!? Do you know how many angry ghosts are attached to that? Ammolite is a terrible fashion statement and is known to causes birth defects in muggles!

by starlessgolightly October 2, 2018