Boat floating

When you’ve been drinking the night before , then you wake up and have one drink and get fucked up.

We went so hard last night, this mimosas got me boat floating.

by Yololit July 20, 2019

float game

being the wing man when trying to help your friend get a girl

You know Dana, John is such a nice guy. He knows how to treat a girl right. Yes Im working float game on you.

by Dessel May 22, 2008

floating the rag

when a tampon is in an overfill emergency situation and needs to be replaced.

Damn, I'm floating the rag, you got a tampon?

by Bejuled Asshole November 18, 2020

Beer Float

The act of drinking a large amount of beer and urinating and Defecating at the same time In the toilet at the same time causing a yellow foam and buoyant stool

Hey John, I've just done a beer float in the toilet

by Krabster March 8, 2024

floating nipple

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.

A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.

by Nipple doc January 26, 2014

Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

Super Dope Float

-Something to compare an awesome situation to

-The ultimate of all scenarios

-The only description to describe an event that can't be messed up no matter what shit goes on following

Person 1: "Dude I just got tickets to the B.o.B. concert at XU!"

Person 2: "That's a Super Dope float!!"

Person 1: "Your mom is a Super Dope Float in bed bruh bruh."

Person 2: "Dick Ass."

by King of NA July 27, 2011