Flesh Ring

The absence of a wedding ring, showing a tan line where the ring used to be. Indicating a person unhappy in their marriage or recently separated.

woman: "See that guy that just walked into the bar?" " I wonder if he is single?"

other woman: He is definitely single. See his flesh ring?

by btdtt2xover September 20, 2010

Fleshmob

impromptu orgy in a public place

dude, totes just witnessed a fleshmob...totally made my day

by benjamin nunyayahoo December 21, 2012

Flesh Cannon

Cock, penis, dick, etc.

dude, you are such a fag, you are staring at the flesh cannon in that porn video.

I wanna shoot guns. Wanna shoot my flesh cannon.

My flesh cannon blew DNA all over that hookers face.

by DT105CF May 30, 2013

flesh lapels

Bulbous Labiae; large vagina lips resembling the lapels on a man's sportcoat

I took this girl home last night, took her trousers off and BAM! I could have made a sandwich out of her Flesh Lapels! There were snail tracks on my floor when she walked out; her pussy dragged on the floor those things were so big!

by joeydnewyork November 26, 2014

flesh pony

When a female uses a male as nothing more than a human sex toy.

Damnit Erika, I am not just a flesh pony! I have thoughts and feelings too!

by Bekki Rawks December 9, 2014

Fleshnight

When you're girlfriend doesn't put out, so you resort to using your fleshlight or other fake pussy to get off.

"She had a headache, so I had a fleshnight."

by Austinfett69 January 2, 2015

flesh muzzle

The insertion of one's penis into another's mouth to shut them the fuck up.

If she doesn't shut the fuck up I'm about to give her a flesh muzzle.

by donkey13 March 1, 2015