Flat Pussy

A pussy without any discernible lips whatsoever.

That chick has got flat boobs, flat ass, I bet she has flat pussy too.

by deimos-dread April 21, 2020

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Flat Egg

A member of the Thoha tribe, and a superior being of the bird-like Chozo race. Often mistaken by his nickname "Quiet Robe".

"I thought you were called Quiet Robe?"

"Nah fam, my name Flat Egg"

by Iron Egg November 23, 2021

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Flat Canoe

When you take a hot iron and flatten your cock to make it longer.

Yo did you hear bernie gave himself a flat canoe and now his shit is 31 inches long.

by Bobjohnson69 October 10, 2017

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A type of an engine configuration; there are four cylinders which are arranged in a flat opposing configuration. They're found in many different Subaru models (The Boxer Engine) and also found in classic VW Beetles.

Everyone panics & hides in their houses when it's snowing out, but not me, my world is flat; I grab my keys & head out to play in my flat four (4 banger)!

by Thorka June 20, 2016

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flat smile

The passive aggressive look you get from your wife when you haven’t done something or, asked for sex. It’s characterised by a straight mouth, with mildly pursed lips, a raised yet furrowed brow, and rarely any verbal communication.

Oh man, she’s given me the flat smile. I’m cooked.

by Poot Rancid November 4, 2023

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