The Fecal Pete

The act of shitting into someone's eye

Last night, Debbie and I took part in the newest sexual craze: The Fecal Pete. She's got a thing for that.

by CRE-s October 26, 2013

tri-fecta of relaxation

jerkin off, gettin drunk, smokin weed

there is nothing like the tri-fecta of relaxation after a long week of studying

by Big E notor E us December 2, 2003

FEMA

Government Agency despised by people who don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

FEMA isn't a first responder agency, jackass. All disasters are local.

by ttc2301 February 13, 2008

Fecalchameleon

The word Fecalchameleon has 2 meanings. One of which is used more than the other. Fecalchameleon. N. 1. An insult which technically tells the person that they look like shit, yet it can also be used to tell someone that they are being a little shit. 2. A shitty looking lizard. Synonyms- Shitlizard, CrapIguana

1. Brendan called my house today asking if I wanted to hang out, so I called him a "fecalchameleon" and hung up.

2. The Geico Gecko is such a little fecalchameleon (shitlizard).

by Nick A. Johnston August 4, 2006

Fecal Position

The process of shiting on someone while they are taking a shit in the toilet. Or vice versa.

Man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the Fecal Position!

by woodsman63 November 14, 2010

fecal file

A human being who is more obsessed with a greasy brown stain in their butt crack, than what it takes to be a "relatively" functioning person in a democratic society.

Just because I gambled and lost doesn't mean that I can't go to church anymore. Everybody poops--unfortunate that everbody can't laugh at other peoples misspoopings--

by Seaniapolis March 26, 2004

Femabilities

Female w/ confidence, lady like, able to get gutta w/o steppin out of her element. On her shit on many levels keeps herself on ya mind w/o even trying. Remember her walk, talk, sex game off the chain, independent, and able to dismiss any sucka in her path.

Man, Alicia Keys and that Beyonce got them FEMABILITIES bout themselves!!

My Boo do the do, nobody got them FEMABILITIES like U!

by make em thank July 13, 2009