facial

Facial in ejaculate all over the place but you don't hit your spot

Baby I just came all over you expression on your face she just received a facial

by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018

Confederate Facial

A Confederate Facial is when one of two events occur.

1. When you nut in a girl's eye and spit tobacco juice in the other.

2. When you finish off, punch a girl in the face to where she starts seeing stars and put your arms over her face in an X position.

The South can only rise again if you give her the ol' Confederate Facial!

by DriftinLuke February 4, 2019

Disabled Facial

Whenever you receive a facial from a handicapped individual

“Woah, did you hear about Jensen?”

“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked”

by JoeKempIII July 25, 2019

Arabian Facial

Not a sex move. Army slang for shooting someone in the head. Do not repeat when near someone of Arabic origin as origins are racist and terrorism related.

Alpha took fire on entry, breach team gave insurgent an Arabian Facial.

by DarkHumorArmy November 26, 2019

Ursula Facial

When someone bondage tapes your entire head so you can’t see or hear and then ties you up and beats you while you cry behind the plastic tape and basically give yourself a hot steamy saltwater facial.

Last night at the dungeon the hottest Top on the planet tied me up and gave me an Ursula Facial. It was so cathartic.

by krispycublet May 13, 2019

Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019

steam facial

When a man ejaculates onto his partners face in a cold environment, creating a “steaming” effect

In Iceland, I gave Janice a steam facial, right outside the igloo. It was legendary

by Punjew December 2, 2019