dummy freight

additional "freight" charge added to the bill for goods or services by an unscrupulous businessman or retail worker. For a "normal" or regular customer this charge would not be applied. However the person charged for dummy freight would appear to be of much lower than average IQ. Similar to asshole tax.

Boy the boss is going to happy with me! I just hit the last two customers for dummy freight. I'm going to get a raise!

worker :"That will be 100 dollars sir and then you have your dummy freight which brings your bill to $120."

customer: "Duh. OK."

by slipsheet April 25, 2006

cigarette fight

A fight involving 2 people trying to burn each other only with cigarretes.

Kevin"why do they have so many burns?"juan"they just had a cigarette fight"

by jcm09 November 10, 2009

Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li

A very serious medical condition in witch one completely loses their will to live. The only known cure is 12 hours of playing Street Fighter 4 a day for a period of 6 months. Mountain Dew injected directly into the bloodstream has been known to decrease recovery time.

She had a disgusted look on her face when watching Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li as she saw Vega get killed off in a 2 minute fight.

by sontroid December 24, 2010

skeet fight

The act of a group of people fill balloons up with cum and throw them at each other

Let's go have a skeet fight

by bigj7777 January 5, 2011

Furry Fighter

When A hard pice of shit is stuck on your ass hair and you have to fight it off.

AH Crap... I got a furry fighter.... Ill be out in a minute

by Somanking June 10, 2011

The Fighting 69

The fighting 69 is when you and your partner both take a shot of sriracha sauce and then go down on each other, the first one to tag out has to do dishes, or some other unwanted household chore.

Husband: "How about we go for the fighting 69 to see who has to vacuum the house."
Wife: "I think I would rather just vacuum the house."

by EmpNorton September 27, 2013

Blackout Fighter

A term used to describe someone who can't remember events that happened during a fight after the fight is over.

blackout fighter don't remember after fight

"I'm so mad at you right now!"
"Why?"
"You don't remember?!"
"I'm a blackout fighter... I don't remember much of what happened..."

by XxEverlifeXx August 24, 2016