Eli.

(Background: Israeli)
The universal name of every Israeli known to man kind. Ever.

My Israeli dog's name is Eli.
My Israeli friend's name is Eli.
My Israeli midget's name is Eli.

by Shiri May 19, 2004

Eli.

Crusty, musty old semen.

Wow, did you see how much Eli that guy just downed?!

by Bankotsu March 19, 2005

Eli ;)

Biggest pp man

Eli ;) has a humungus pp wow

by ELI BIG PP MAN February 15, 2021

Ęli

A young artist trying to start his life in middle school.

ęli

by BD3come2me November 21, 2022

Eli Porter

One of the best MC's to ever do it. Best known for his rap battle with Envy, which ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent. Currently waiting in the cut, getting ready to release his mixtape that will shock the world.

"I'm the best mayne- I diiid it." - Eli Porter

by Eli's #1 Fan April 15, 2008

Eli Porter

Infamous for committing what was quite possibly the longest pause in a rap battle ever. Despite this shortcoming, many still regard him as one of the top 5 emcees Dead or Alive.

Eg's of Eli Porters work:
"See I'm the best maynne, I deed it"
"Look at these dentals mayne, withth dent on the grill"
and widely considered his Magnum Opus:
"You need to stay in the shade no wonder why you came out you were already in the gay parade".

by Eli the mayne April 17, 2008

Eli Goldsworthy

One of the newer characters of "Degrassi: The Next Generation". Elijah (Eli) Goldsworthy, portrayed by Munro Chambers, often wears alot of black clothing, guyliner, and scribbles his nails with black pen in class. Opinionated, voluntarily "different", and always at the ready with a well-crafted snarky comment, Eli is the kind of outsider who can't escape bullies' attention for long. But, if he truly cared what bullies thought, he wouldn't drive a vintage hearse to school every day.

12 year old Degrassi die-hard #1: "Ohmigosh!! Eli Goldsworthy is sooooo hawt!! Don't you think?!"

12 year old Degrassi die-hard #2: "Totally, I wanna butcher Clare that ho-bag!!!"

by yyyyyyyouknow July 30, 2010