Electric Eel

Plugging an extension cord into the wall, splicing the cord, wrapping the cord around your dick and jumping into a pool.

1. Well, I just failed a test that will help me graduate college. I am going to electric eel myself.

2. Person #1 "Hey how did you do on that test?"

Person #2 "How about you play the electric eel game.."

by The Man who did this May 14, 2014

electrical pile

A large pile of transformers collapses into each other into a large pile, for your car to crash into and set ablaze.

when you are driving your car and you crash and land in an electrical pile to make it explode

by Free subway July 4, 2009

Positive Election Disease

A disease that affects a person's ability to reason. People with this condition suffer from irrational delusions that a candidate in an upcoming election will "change everything", "keep their promises" and/or "get things done". Other symptoms include, but are not limited to: believing politics is interesting, putting an election bumper sticker on your otherwise valuable automobile, passing out leaflets and yard signs, and actually reading propaganda mail. Outbreaks generally occur in a 4 year pattern coinciding with presidential elections, although extreme cases will lead the victim to feel this way toward all elections down to county level, especially in die-hard partisans. It will affect Democrats and Republicans differently depending on the candidates and election conditions. Positive Election Disease (PED) gained unprecedented media coverage during Barack Obama's 2008 Presidential campaign, marking the worst recorded epidemic of PED in America.

Facts about PED:

PED feeds on bipartisanship.

Lobbyists are naturally resistant to PED.

PED may affect up to 95 percent of partisans during election time, but affects less than a third of all Independents.

Douchebags are 10 times more likely to get PED.

Network news makes it worse.

PED can cause rioting, especially in developing African countries.

PED does affect politicians, but such cases are quickly cured by lobbyists.

During off-years PED survives in San Fransisco.

douchebag: "Barack Obama will bring change to America! He's going to fix the economy and fix healthcare the right way and he's going to get Democrats and Republicans to work together."

registered independent: "Man, you got Positive Election Disease really bad."

by IndependentForever November 1, 2009

electricianist

A specialist in electricity.

Henry is a master electricianist, he can wire up just about anything.

by George April 8, 2005

election denier

A radical MAGA supporter who believes that there was election fraud or "ballot stuffing" during the 2020 election.

Mr. Smith said That the 2020 election was stolen and rigged by democrats. Mr Smith is an election denier.

by LordofSunshine October 21, 2022

Singapore Election

When ministers reluctantly have to kiss their voters’ asses or pretend to listen to them to get re-elected, while reminding them that if they tick the wrong party, their constituency or surrounding won’t get upgraded, or would be given the least priority.

Singapore election is generally a low-key affair, because most Opposition members of choice can’t run—they’re disqualified because of some fine, were previously jailed for illegal public gatherings, or are now bankrupt due to lawsuits filed by some ministers.

by MathPlus January 3, 2019

election

Judging by the definitions on this site, an election is a despised act, looked down upon by uppity Americans who either think that they could come up with a new, flawless political system or that a Nazi-style dictatorship is preferable.

-Turn off the news, man; Fuck the Election!!!!111

-Yeah, I hate those corrupt assholes.

-Yeah... Hmmm... Let's go steal some money from my mom's purse and buy some pot.

by storch January 30, 2005