Earplugger

An extermely attractive woman who, as soon as she opens her mouth, has a strong and unattractive gutteral, regional accent.

'I couldn't believe my eyes, so immediately rushed over to get in there before the competition only to discover that she was an scouse 'earplugger' and I couldn't understand a fucking word she uttered.

by chesterpest January 17, 2010

earpud

The detachable rubber pieces on a pair of earbuds that fit inside your ear hole.

"Speak up! I've got a couple of earpuds stuck in my ears"

by alpatronixex120master November 17, 2014

earth chicken

A groundhog

Told you that earth chicken was afraid of his shadow

by Fxxk May 16, 2016

Earth

It literally means " Dirt"
The Piece of Dirt that we all live on.
We also Destroy it

You Wanna go kick some Earth into that kids Sock?

by SadDinamik May 16, 2017

earthalene

An old ugly person, nasty attitude,upset bitchy person.

My mom was very earthalene

by Tilabeez December 27, 2017

Earth

1. A hospitable life-sustaining planet.

2. A flat mass of land that the universe orbits. At least, that's what a whopping 0.01% of the population have come to wrongly believe.

The earth is not flat.

by Twotorule January 15, 2018

earth shaming

The practice of making those you feel don't do enough for the environment like subpar humans.

After admitting she drank 3 cases of bottled water per week and didn't recycle the plastic, she felt subjected to earth shaming by her peers.

by Marcy Marcy Darcy January 22, 2018