Skip to main content

Flat Earther

Anyone so dumb that they believe the entire planet is flat, space and gravity are fake created by the government, and that any argument made against them to prove they are wrong is "Just what school TELLS you." Being a flat earther is a whole new level of stupid, it is impossible with anyone to make a valid argument against them without them saying "Well gravity doesn't make sense to me so it's fake." Flat earthers are also usually liberal femenists who happen to be gay or transgender (or some other gender, such as elephant) because that's a thing now.
Person 1:"Oh look, a flat earther convention!"
Person 2:"I bet the combined IQ of everyone in there is less than 50"
by CatEarthFTW June 1, 2018
mugGet the Flat Earther mug.

Earthquake

What happens when a fat person walks.
That fat bitch Jenny just earthquaked the entire building.
by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018
mugGet the Earthquake mug.
Related Words

earth day

The one day every year that knowing how to play hackey sack can get you laid.
Lets play hackey sack on earth day it gets the ladies.
by Jizzy J May 3, 2006
mugGet the earth day mug.

The earth is flat

No its not
Timmy: The earth is flat
Jimmy: Its a sphere u smartass
by tecopux November 8, 2021
mugGet the The earth is flat mug.

earth muffin

hippie/enviro/tree-hugger girls, especially the cute ones, and with a good connotation.
I'm gonna head down to the Green Festival and try to pick me up an earth muffin.
by Mark Zim January 2, 2009
mugGet the earth muffin mug.

sex earthquake

Sex that is so mind shattering you body starts to vibrate.
You're giving me sex so good feels like we are having a sex earthquake.
by Prince Harder July 9, 2016
mugGet the sex earthquake mug.

Earth Biscuit

'Earthy' person who takes pride in avoiding showers and has absolutely no problem with hairy armpits and destructive body oder. Often times proud of this offensive condition, an 'earth biscuit' is likely to smoke a lot of pot and probably has a garden with dying vegetables they forget to water. Likely to listen to hours and hours of ridiculous and monotonous bands who also take pride in stinking.
'Hey Jon, that chick Sarah looked kinda' hot at the rave last night, to bad she doesn't shave her legs.'

'Yea, Steve, I bet her pussy reeks like dead fish, to bad she's a fuckin' earth biscuit man, good ass gone to waste'
by DirtyRice April 9, 2009
mugGet the Earth Biscuit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email