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Theory of Economic Ejaculation

You know the economy is going to cum back, but you don't know when, and you don't know where it might go.
Helen told her boyfriend that his orgasms were so inconsistent, he should be studying the Theory of Economic Ejaculation.
by Bob Velvetta April 6, 2020
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When three crabs surround a dildo a take turns shoving it in someone's asshole
by Rattledboy July 20, 2021
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Corona mass ejaculation

When you're banging a chick and bust a huge nut of epic proportions due to being cooped up for months at home during the COVID pandemic.
When the government finally removed all COVID mandates, Denny's girlfriend showed up at his door which resulted in a corona mass ejaculation.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 20, 2023
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jet engine ejaculation

when you ejaculate so fast and viciously it goes into someone’s eye and blinds them
“did you hear about betty her boyfriend has a jet engine ejaculation
by testicularbreath October 15, 2023
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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ejaculito

A small amount of jism. Usually on, or around, the chin.
Steve's mom was giving me a blow job. I blew my load and she swallowed it all except some ejaculito on her chin.
by CarlSpakler October 18, 2008
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Ejaculitus

Where before sex, one is so worried about ejaculating early, one cannot bring himself to preform sexually alltogether.
My night didn't go so well. After dinner and a movie, we reached the bedroom. I was so nervous, I got a case of the ejaculitus, so she left laughing. To make matters worse, she posted it all over her FaceBook.
by CAM MICHAEL November 14, 2011
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