Dyke Squad

A close group of girl friends who sometimes cross the line

Those bitchess are soo close they're such a Dyke Squad.
Party tonight. Dyke Squad only.
Spice Girls circa 1996
Girls Aloud 2004

by mrsdykesquad September 20, 2011

dyke-ditch

When you are hanging out with your friends, and one happens to be a lesbian. After hanging out for a bit, her 'friend' who is a girl calls her up and she ditches you guys for her, because you and your other friends saw them making out in the parking lot.

DUDE, ellen called rosie again..they're probably going to be scissoring now.. she seriously needs to stop dyke-ditching us

by Rashy December 17, 2008

Dyke Munch

A Dyke Munch is a male or straight woman that hangs around mostly lesbians. Not unlike a "Fag Hag."

I wish i wasn't a dyke munch, then i could actually get my friends to help me with guys.

by Bereft August 5, 2008

dyke weasel

A term used to describe a weasel that dwells inside the uderus of a human female. Dyke weasels can live up to 50 years of age inside the uderus because they feed off of the ambilical cord. During pregnancy, dyke weasels may hurt or even eat you fetus if the fetus is not strong enough to defend itself. In some cultures dyke weasels are considered a luxury and anyone with a dyke weasel is treated with much respect and authority. To obtain a dyke weasel, enter a wooded area and construct a trail of bait leading into you uderus. It may take up to 5 hours for a weasel to respond.

Im getting a dyke weasel for Christmas.
My friend's sister has a dyke weasel.

by Bob October 12, 2004

Dyke helmet

A woman who wears flannel and sports a mullet

Hey look d.j.'s going hiking with her dyke mullet!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Dyke-Alike

1. A heterosexual woman who prefers the company of lesbians. So much, that people start to assume she herself is a lesbian.

2. A straight woman that appears to have several of the same characteristics as a lesbian (i.e. mullet, flannel shirts, unshaven legs etc)

3. The Female counterpart of a Fag Stag

Lesbian 1: That new girl with Kate and Alli is hot, I am gonna get her.

Lesbian 2. Don't even try, she is just total breeder, just another Dyke-Alike

by RJ Haywood July 1, 2006

Van Dyke

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school

Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009