The future DICTATOR of the world. Also your coolest kid on the block. Will legalize drugs in the future and give free cable internet access to all.
by tweak July 18, 2003
Get the lei_dian mug.A mother who is way over protective. calls to check up around 8. makes sure hes home by 10:30, if home later than that she grounds the child. calls up childs friends parents if child friend does not want to be friends with her chil.This extreme paranoia is due to insufficient amounts of income. another word for pysco bitch.
Example 1
Nate: (on the phone) but momm! its only like 8:30!
*yells and screams over the phone*
Friend: Nate wats wrong?
Nate: Mom said that i have to be home in 15 minutes and if im not shes gonna call ur parents to see where i am and she also said that ill never be allowed to hang out again with you.
Friend: Dude wtf were 20 minutes away have ur mom pick you up
Nate: dude she said that im ur responsibility because she doesnt feel like paying for gas, i guess ill never see u again after this incident.
Friend: dude ur mom is such a DIANE
Nate: ya
Example 2
mom: Boys its time for lunch come on down
friend: o smells good, what are we having?
mom: we? you mean my boy? here ill tell you what, ill let u eat if u pay for my childs lunch tmow
child: mom can't we jus fee-
mom: NO!
friend: fine
(after lunch)
friend:your moms such a diane.
Nate: (on the phone) but momm! its only like 8:30!
*yells and screams over the phone*
Friend: Nate wats wrong?
Nate: Mom said that i have to be home in 15 minutes and if im not shes gonna call ur parents to see where i am and she also said that ill never be allowed to hang out again with you.
Friend: Dude wtf were 20 minutes away have ur mom pick you up
Nate: dude she said that im ur responsibility because she doesnt feel like paying for gas, i guess ill never see u again after this incident.
Friend: dude ur mom is such a DIANE
Nate: ya
Example 2
mom: Boys its time for lunch come on down
friend: o smells good, what are we having?
mom: we? you mean my boy? here ill tell you what, ill let u eat if u pay for my childs lunch tmow
child: mom can't we jus fee-
mom: NO!
friend: fine
(after lunch)
friend:your moms such a diane.
by k-trizzle June 11, 2006
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Get the Diana mug.by mooglittlephatty November 28, 2009
Get the diane the man mug.1) someone who adores goats
2) someone who owns a shoehorn
3) someone who doesn't listen to music
4) someone who can't dance well
2) someone who owns a shoehorn
3) someone who doesn't listen to music
4) someone who can't dance well
1) She really likes goats, she's so diana.
2) Wow, that girl is so diana, she needs a shoehorn to take off her clothes.
3) I hate this song, i must be diana.
4) You can't dance for beans! You are soooo diana!!
2) Wow, that girl is so diana, she needs a shoehorn to take off her clothes.
3) I hate this song, i must be diana.
4) You can't dance for beans! You are soooo diana!!
by tina lard August 14, 2006
Get the diana mug.A Diana is an oddity found wandering the halls of some high schools. Ginger hair, dark makeup, and squish are all part of a normal Diana. On many occasions a Diana will be listening to loud death metal, or angry music of any sort. A Diana is usually friendly, and will accept love and companions easily. It's batteries are powered by coffee, and will happily collapse in any designated are when running low. Diana's require lots of attention, and have the bad habit of going into emo-mode when malfunctioning slightly.
Hey, what's that noise?
Oh, it's just a Diana.
Who drank all my coffee?
Probably a Diana.
What's this thing sleeping on my boy/girlfriend?
YOU JUST GOT DIANA'D, BITCH.
Oh, it's just a Diana.
Who drank all my coffee?
Probably a Diana.
What's this thing sleeping on my boy/girlfriend?
YOU JUST GOT DIANA'D, BITCH.
by Dainyon February 6, 2010
Get the Diana mug.A super hot not-yet-canon pairing in the Glee fanfic Dalton, written by Cp Coulter. Comprised of Julian Larson and Derek Seigerson.
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