The 45th president of the United States. Unfortunately. Also, probably the last president of the united States. Seriously, he's probably gonna start WWIII.
Donald Trump become president last week. Well, we should all now face the fact of our eminent death.
by LiLRicky97 April 17, 2017
Get the Donald Trumpmug. A mysterious creature whose sightings have grown more frequent in the early 2010s. Eyewitnesses claim that The Donald (as it is commonly known) is short, fat, has a head of hideous red hair, and speaks in loud, obnoxious gibberish. The Donald is said to be native to New York, but according to cryptozoologists is more likely to be from Texas (this may explain the infamous Chupacabra).
The Donald is difficult to glimpse in the wild, but it is much easier to come across its various minions, who imitate its call. They are likely to be found in the Southern and Southwestern United States, and are recognizable by their distinctive calls of "DER GUNNA TAKE MAH GUNS!" and "F**K MEXICANS!" Occasionally, many hundreds of these minions will gather together in massive swarms, and even more rarely The Donald itself will appear in these swarms. No human has ever observed one of these and lived to tell the tale, but it is speculated that they are some sort of mating ritual during which The Donald somehow reproduces.
The Donald is believed to be very dangerous, and those entering its territory are advised to not do anything that could irritate it.
The Donald is difficult to glimpse in the wild, but it is much easier to come across its various minions, who imitate its call. They are likely to be found in the Southern and Southwestern United States, and are recognizable by their distinctive calls of "DER GUNNA TAKE MAH GUNS!" and "F**K MEXICANS!" Occasionally, many hundreds of these minions will gather together in massive swarms, and even more rarely The Donald itself will appear in these swarms. No human has ever observed one of these and lived to tell the tale, but it is speculated that they are some sort of mating ritual during which The Donald somehow reproduces.
The Donald is believed to be very dangerous, and those entering its territory are advised to not do anything that could irritate it.
LOCAL MAN CLAIMS DONALD TRUMP SIGHTING!
This Friday on the Discovery Channel. . . The Search for Donald Trump!
This Friday on the Discovery Channel. . . The Search for Donald Trump!
by Specboy May 23, 2016
Get the Donald Trumpmug. by CaptainDefinition May 11, 2017
Get the Donald Trumpmug. A racist republican who has an obsession with bragging about how fucking rich he is, building walls, banning Muslums, deporting Mexicans, trash talking Hilary Clinton, and starting WW3. Even the other republicans hate him.
by JustSayinBro April 18, 2016
Get the Donald Trumpmug. by The STD World January 5, 2021
Get the Donald Trumpmug. by William Crenshaw February 19, 2021
Get the Donald Trumpmug. Gelatinous cartoon slumlord and narcissistic vulgarian who took a massive dump on the American electoral process in 2015. Notable achievements include becoming a billionaire by repeatedly shifting his debt burden to the American taxpayers through multiple bankruptcies, stealing the crackpot wing of the Republican Party away from Rand Paul, repeatedly (and unsuccessfully) attempting to legally steal the house of 65 year-old grandmother through exploitation of public domain laws, and staying up until 3:00 am tweeting insults to Fox News commentator Megan Kelly after she pwned him in a televised debate. Leadership style combines the worst elements of a 12 year-old schoolyard bully and a cuckolded drunken stevedore.
by ToraJack October 30, 2015
Get the Donald Trumpmug.