dolphin cannonball

One of the only cannonballs that sometimes results in a hate crime and usually jail time. A very technical cannonball that requires much skill and timing, it's a dangerous maneuver that requires the cannonballer to spot a person swimming harmlessly in the water, then shouting "dolphin cannonball" then doing a cannonball directly onto the swimmer sinking them to the bottom of the pool, like a dolphin who just blow holed your face. For the best results execute on small children and infants..

Rhi-"did you hear about that sick sick man who did a dolphin cannonball on a toddler"

dave-"yea It was cruel but OMG was it ever awesome...I think he got arrested"

by Isuckdix4money August 13, 2010

Dolphin Herpes

Large blisters contracted from sexual contact between a human and a dolphin.

"Man, who gave you that cold sore?"

"I just got home from vacation, and I think it might be dolphin herpes."

by Stephon&ChristmasTree January 18, 2013

Dolphin disease

A disease where you grow fins out of rage and anger.

She was so flabbergasted she got dolphin disease and grew fins and started swimming with the dolphins. Then got eaten by a shark.

by Theflabbergaster February 1, 2013

dolphin fingers

To be outstanding at something, nearly achieve your goal only to let it slip in a ridiculous way

The Arsenal team are good but watch how they flop by the end of this season, they got dolphin fingers for real!

by Mr Clumsy May 29, 2016

Dolphin Jungle

A form of Drum and Bass/Jungle music that was popular around 1994/5, characterized by an atmospheric vibe and sometimes the presence of dolphin samples. See LTJ Bukem.

Did you catch Bukem's set on KISS FM last night? The Dolphin Jungle vibes were strong.

by yeahdog July 21, 2016

dolphin waxing

The classical act of stroking one's shlong. Out of boredom, pleasure, or gain of muscle in the dominant jacking arm. The use of fine oils such as olive, virgin, corn, and motor oil is preferably to give that 'waxed' look on your dolphin.

Robert, stop trying to fuck around with Maegan, just take the easy way out and WAX YOUR DOLPHIN.
#dolphin waxing

by BenDover4206969 January 25, 2017

dolphin run

when you see someone running and there body forms a wave every time they run.

my friend does the dolphin run!

by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017