Hubering the Dobering

When a guy love bombs you, kills your dog, frames your father as the candy man, does the whip and nae nae at your grandma’s funeral, etc.

Ex 1: Hey did you hear about y/n’s ex, Mark? Apparently, he was Hubering the Dobering her this whole time!
Ex 2: Fuck you Mark

by Okay I won’t use my real name November 28, 2025

The Von Dohren

The Von Dohren- Noun: An act that takes place when engaging in sexual intercourse. The man lifts both women’s legs over her head and behind her head in a V shape. Then the man tickles her toes while tonguing the woman’s asshole until she shits on his face. The the man runs his tongue along her asscrack and up her pussy to her bellybutton then licking around her waist, creating a sumo belt looking shit smear on the woman’s body.

“I was with Sherry last night and we decided to try The Von Dohren, she giggled to hard and I accidentally swallowed from laughing”

“My wife loves the old Von Dohren, she was begging for it last night”

by The Spud Spunker December 24, 2025