coffin dodgers

Old twats that stink of stale piss and always complain that they are hard-up whilst having thousands of pounds stached away in shoeboxes all round their house, waiting for bogus inspectors to steal it and spend the bloody thing.Usually to be found hogging benches in precincts - ciggy in one hand and a Gregg's pasty in the other!

Let me on the bus first young man !
You may have been at the front of the queue but I'm old !

by Bod June 9, 2004

Naked dodgeball

Where dodgeball is played naked. It is one of the toughest and most painful sports in the world but one the opposite sex loves to watch. It is most often played by teen men and teen women at a secluded hang out.

You like to play naked dodgeball?

by Deep blue 2012 May 1, 2010

coffin dodger

One of the many chav words meaning 'Old Person'

Oi check out dat coffin dodger ova der lets go mug im

by Thomas Fathers April 14, 2006

dodgemahall

Used to describe when some has reached the highest extreme of dodgy behaviour. Detracted from the grandeur of the thaj mahall.

Mike keeps touching my knee, he is dodgemahall

by Big.Mike.91 October 17, 2020

dodge n podge

an object of inferior quality or make, unreliable for it's intended use.

don't take my car, it's dodge n podge.

by bondy April 9, 2005

Dodgeballer

Someone who is so damn cool they like to throw balls at each other and dress up stupid, and then get rather drunk in the apres-dodgeball activities.

Daddy, when I grow up I wanna be a dodgeballer...
or
Forget actors and pop stars, I wanna find me a dodgeballer to love...

by Patches O'Stedlihan April 26, 2011

Dodger Clip

To be dodger clipped
To have been grazed by a dildo thrown in your direction.
To dodger clip
To throw a dildo with the intent of hitting someone.

Example 1. I will dodger clip you in the face if you say that again.
Example 2. Ethan got dodger clipped by his crazy ex.

by Dodger clipper August 14, 2012