deskfecation

Shitting on your boss's desk when you have acquired enough money to retire early from your job. Especially applies if you hate your job.

"My well-balanced portfolio of mid-cap stocks, REITs, and blue-chip cryptos finally pushed me over the finish line. Deskfecation is finally on the menu!"

"I became a Dogecoin millionaire last week and deskfecated, but it crashed and I'm rekt, wat do? Beg for my job back?"

by ethfinancesendsitsregards May 8, 2021

Shed Destroyer

Someone who sneaks into your shed, whether it be morning or night and has hardcore sex to the point where that bitch just demolished your shed.

"We better hit up Lowes and stock up on sheds."

"Why?"

"I heard Sherman is a Shed Destroyer."

Shead Head shed shit

by Official Ginger July 9, 2010

D4RK DESTROYER

A Indian Guy(Akshat Sinha) who is cracked at Valorant and is known for his Cypher and Omen Plays

D4RK Destroyer just destroyed them with his Vandal Spray

by F0rsakenVal August 24, 2023

Date with destiny

Something very important and is destined to happen in the future.

You had a play date with destiny.

by Cloverused December 1, 2010

despacito 2

Something so epic even CNN has to break the news to the world

My nigga: YO DID U SEE DESPACITO 2 IS BEING RELEASED?

Me: YO SHIT DOGG THATS EPICCCC 👌🏼😂👌🏼

by Dr. Clitorious June 11, 2018

desk gremlin

A whore who roams the office under desks providing oral pleasure to coworkers to boost company moral

Worker 1 "Why is Paul so happy this morning?"
Worker 2 "The desk gremlin must have paid him a visit"

by Nathan Lepoudre January 24, 2018

Destina

Girls by this name are the prettiest females on planet earth. If you ever meet a Destina, be aware that she is far more intelligent than you and what ever you say will appear stupid. She has a sense of grace about her and is the definition of awesome.

On a side note - If a Destina has a sibling, they are automatically deemed as less superior.

Guy 1: "Hey, that girl over there... what's her name?"

Guy 2: "Destina dude, she's out of your league."

Guy 1: "Why's that?"

Guy 2: "Because she's called Destina."

by By someone not called Destina September 23, 2011