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custard gun

Australian slang for a penis, neatly encapsulating the description of how that part of the male anatomy shoots with great force a fluid that ever-so-slightly resembles a globular, liquid dessert.

Also Custard Gun was the original name of the legendary 1990s Brisbane AU band Custard: name truncated for obvious reasons!
I drizzled my gf's donut with a healthy glaze courtesy of my custard gun. Mmm!
by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008
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cushing

I'm just chillin at home cushing.
by Sniglefloyd March 26, 2009
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cusco

City in Peru. Used to be the capital of the Inca Empire.
Cusco's mad wack, yo.
by Kyle de Jong October 3, 2005
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cush

the best kind of hydro avaliable, you can feel the 'pleaseant' effects for hours on end
rollin up the Cush, put it in tha eah, throw up tha DUB let em know we in hea!!
by tha truth teller July 14, 2006
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custy

this is one of those Phishkid parkinglot terms to label all the preps that come to shows because 'word on the street is hippies have all the crazy good drugs' but they are not really feelin the music.
"Man, I didn't know all the custy kids were down with Rusted Root these days, it must be because there is no more phishlot."
by Phrani May 13, 2005
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slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.
Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"
by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007
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custy

(adj.) Dirty, possibly skanky, almost hobo-like. Characterized by poor personal hygiene or sexual laxness. A custy person will often stoop to any act of debasement in exchange for money, food, drugs, or other superficial rewards.

(n.) A person who is custy (see above).
"She didn't even know the guy and she gave him a rimjob? That's custy."

"Did you see that custy? She offered to suck me for half a gram of shitty weed!"

"Ew, don't touch me, you custy freak."
by Duckburner May 24, 2005
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