When a girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe. After a while the shit crusts on her asshole and becomes very hard. Someone then proceeds to eat out her ass.
Man #1: Man it's such a mess in the kitchen.
Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?
Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.
Man #2: Why, you over cook the roast?
Man #1: No, I had one of Becky's famous crusty croutons.
by beedo202 December 20, 2010
Get the Crusty Crouton mug.Neglecting to wash one's feet for long enough for them to stink like sour tit milk and proceeding to jam your a toe into any hole of the human body. Preferably the big toe for maximum penetration. Also, wiggling of the toe is not required but is a nice touch.
Jake: Dude I have been walking barefoot everyday for the past 2 years since I became a homeless man.
Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either
Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!
Pat: That's awesome, I see you haven't trimmed those toenails in a few years either
Jake: Hell yea. Best part is that hott ass hobo slut Janine said she was in the mood for a crusty toe jammer and I get to pick the hole!
by bballpj28 January 18, 2012
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by Tonka371 April 23, 2015
Get the Crusty buns mug.The baby-booming time keeper in your office and her gaggle of friends usually named Jill, Katherine, Janet or Janice. All gulp down Diet Cokes at their secret lunch meetings at the local Panera Bread sharing recipes on Tortilla Soup, their saggy goblets in full swing gossiping about all the juicy office details they know nothing about. Each day closer to retirement their gossip intensifies as their vaginas calcify over and the crust thickens.
by SloppyJones May 6, 2019
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Get the mister crusty mug.a person who likes to make out with mad ppl only knowing them for a short amoutn of time (less than a week) and then moves on to another person a week later
Girl: Stephany is such a curity.
Girl 2: Yeah didnt she make out with that josh kid last week and stopped talkin to him after.
Girl 1: Yeah now shes makin out with josh's friend.
Girl 2: Yeah didnt she make out with that josh kid last week and stopped talkin to him after.
Girl 1: Yeah now shes makin out with josh's friend.
by Bob Joman November 9, 2008
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