cupcake 

are a delicious tasty treat you shove into your mouth for sloveing your thriving desert and food problems.

omg that girl is so skinny and needs to gain pounds give her some cupcakes

cupcake by DESERTGIRL12345678910 December 26, 2011

cupcake slam 

The act of violating a cupcake with one's cock and then face fucking someone, thereby giving them both cupcake *and* cock in their mouth.

"Hey, what happened to that red velvet cupcake?"

"Oh, I cupcake slammed some trick with it last night."

cupcake slam by teh_muffin_min November 4, 2008

high pressure cupcake 

The act of farting in your partners mouth while they are licking your butthole and then the fartee holds the fart in there mouth to blow it out with force into your face.

Dude will you give me a "h.p.cupcake" while we watch the simpsons?

high pressure cupcake by gay of today May 13, 2005

Cupcake 

An act of cutting a fart into your cupped hand only to open it up again under a friend's nose.

Jimmy just gave me a cupcake

Cupcake by nickstergoose January 20, 2009

Cupcake Butt Muffin 

During sexual activity, this is when one person shits in a paper muffin cup and someone else cums on it. They both eat the delicious baked good together. Sometimes, if it is the right time of the month, the woman may add some of her menstrual blood to make a pinkish frosting, mixed with the man's ejaculatory juices. It is also likely that the fresh poop will be hard to eat, so it is common for the muffin to be cooled in the refrigerator so it can harden a little. No one has ever actually tried to bake this concoction before, and it is not suggested to do so.

Man: I am hungry, would you like to bake some brownies, honey?
Woman: How about some cupcakes instead?
Man: Only if they're Cupcake Butt Muffins!

Cupcake Butt Muffin by Rod Weidin December 9, 2008

Cupcakeasm 

Eating a cupcake that tastes so good it's like an orgasm.

I just had multiple cupcakeasms while eating that chocolate one.

Cupcakeasm by CupcakeLover09 July 15, 2009

Cupcake 

Cupcakes are just wannabe muffins. That is all. Muffins are superior in all ways. They are tastier, and crunchier, and funner.

I very much hate those stupid cupcakes.

Cupcake by Doom In Technicolor December 18, 2004