crusty cat

Dry Pussy.

I walked up to your mom and pet her crusty cat.

by Kagame Len December 03, 2015

eye crusty

The little boogers that form in the corners of your eyes. Most commonly referred to as 'eye boogers' but 'eye crusty' is used by the most coolest people.

"Wipe that eye crusty off your face, it's gross!"

by ROASTBEEF_12 December 22, 2018

Crusty Fiend

1. One who is filthy, grimy, and fiends for an object(s); possesing a strong desire for drugs, money, any sort of vice or source of pleasure.

2. To be described as a fiend one must be both crust covered and fiendly beyond normal human levels of fiendliness or crustendom.

Child: Hey look at that guy over there; he is really strange.

Mom: Son watch out for crusty fiends like that; they can be dangerous.

by Phyllis Brownwood September 13, 2010

crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017

crusty goat

It means when someone is a bitch or is acting crusty

Damn he's a crusty goat

by Crustygoat4life December 20, 2016

Crusty rudder

A "crusty rudder," not to be confused with a Dutch rudder, describes the sexual act of a male squatting on a female and farting with enough force to produce an audible sound and send tremors through the female's face. In most cases the female contracts conjunctivitis.

Pharmasist: "Kirsten, how may I help you?"
Kirsten: "I need antibiotics for my conjunctivitis."
Pharmasist: "Oh dear! How did this happen, again!?"
Kirsten: "You know how Chris likes those crusty rudder sessions..."

by daniel wolff September 26, 2011

crusty nips

when you get your nips pierced and they start to crust over with scabs and look minging , normally girls called Jessica frankland have this problem.

Rebecca: hey girl why do you have your hands down your top?
Jess: oh I have crusty nips so I pick them so they aren't scabby anymore

by bexxmay101 January 07, 2018