Crunch Muffin

A person, more specifically a middle aged/millennial woman who uses the term “era” too much to describe a period of time in their life. This person most likely went to the eras tour and/or is unhealthily obsessed with Taylor Swift.

Jessica: “In my boy mom era”
Jessica: “In my homeowner era”
Jordan: “oh my gosh will you quit saying ‘era’ so much you crunch muffin”

by emineminem22 June 27, 2024

muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016

cap'n crunch

a cereal that rips the roof of your mouth apart

i thought i ate knifes but i have actually ate cap'n crunch

by SASUMACH STRAT May 16, 2016

Field Crunch

Oral sex being performed on a woman who is oblivious to the existence of razors and personal hygiene

She’s pretty good in bed, but she prefers someone who knows how to field crunch

by GianniGod October 6, 2020

Coochie Crunching

When somebody is Dickriding or doing too much in a situation

Shawty ode she always in somebody business coochie crunching

by Dondada Dolo April 23, 2023

Crunch Crack

Cracking of knuckles in the usual balled fist format, often used by bullies as intimidation tactics

I Crunch Crack as idk how to Ghouk Crack 🤷🏻 ♂️

by HeyitzHelium May 3, 2022

Cranston Crunch

its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.

Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!

Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.

Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.

Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.

Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010