crunch and crux

Critical moment or situation.

The crunch and crux of the match was when Pau Gassol made a basket in the last minute.

by Carli9 February 5, 2017

crunch

you only receive

opposite of a munch

Last night was great I was a crunch

by jimmy darling January 3, 2023

Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

'Poverty Crunch'

Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.

Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.

You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!

by Anoncuck22 March 19, 2024

Crunch

Much like brunch which is the merging of Breakfast and Lunch, this is the merger of Cranky and Lunch when your child joins you for a lunch whilst overtired.

I don’t recommend you join us for Crunch today. Our child hasn’t slept.

by Expecting84 May 19, 2019

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010

Captain Crunch

When a man takes a rather large dump.

Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch

by Dlancelot December 19, 2017