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Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.
Anne: You haven't pooped in a while Craig, what's going on?
Craig: Everything seems to be cooking in the Colon Crockpot and "dinner" will be served shortly in the spare bathroom!
by Urban humor April 1, 2016
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mexican crockpot

The mexican crockpot is while you are on the shitter, pinching a loaf, your lady straddles, facing each other, and while you two are fucking she drops a load in between your legs.
Q: What's for dinner tonight?
A: We are having a mexican crockpot.
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Chris Crocker

An attention whoring cross dresser with a habit of creating annoying videos of himself and posting them on Youtube. In 2007 he posted his infamous "Leave Britney Alone!" in a pure example of whoring himself out to get attention.
I want to get on TV, I should cry like Chris Crocker
by Abu_sme September 30, 2007
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Crockodiling

"Hey, wanna go crockodiling?"
by Dr.Crock May 22, 2010
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Crockpotting

The feeling of food churning/ bubbling/ cooking through your digestive system before you make a poop.
Geesh, I'm crockpotting from that Indian buffet; I need to find a toilet right now.
by Joeman575 July 9, 2017
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crocs

cool, comfy shoes. They're a vibe. They're only ugly if you wear jibbitz in them.
{Sees person wearing crocs without jibbitz}
Jenna: Nice shoes!
{Sees person wearing crocs with 5555555 jibbitz}
Jenna: wHaT aRe tHoSeEe
by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018
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Bohemian Crockpot

Fucking a girl in the ass with a condom on, cumming in said condom, then pulling your dick out while leaving the cum filled condom in said girls ass.
Ryan Seacrest - So I was fucking Bea Arthur the other day....

Joel McHale - And? Wait, WHAT?!

Ryan - anyways, I had just visited Taiwan and I wanted to try something new cause she has seen it all you know?

Joel - Jesus man! Tell me you didn't......

Ryan - YOU KNOW IT! BOHEMIAN CROCKPOT MUTHAFUCKA!

Joel - (vomiting)
by Nubbins December 16, 2009
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