a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.
(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)
teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.
random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-
by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023
A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022
a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.
Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.
by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020
by Boot Ass hunter October 24, 2017
A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon
by LiamKev January 29, 2023
Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy
by Crispy butter May 22, 2021
When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.
by Cripsy January 5, 2019