Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".
Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."
by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022
Get the Mr. Crispymug. by This party is CRISPY December 17, 2017
Get the Crispymug. by lil degenerate April 21, 2017
Get the Crispymug. The name of an extremely cold and refreshing beverage. Usually a shitty light american lager beer that hits the spot or a super carbonated and crisp energy drink.
by BASS333 April 12, 2021
Get the Crispy Boimug. by primeshields July 23, 2022
Get the crispymug. A YouTube channel people watch to see his girlfriend Kate, Crispy is fond of calling his twitch viewers simps when Kate comes onto stream
Hey did you see that Crispy Concords video last night
No I did not why
Dont Kate wasn't in the video its garbage
No I did not why
Dont Kate wasn't in the video its garbage
by UnknownCh33ms January 22, 2021
Get the Crispy Concordsmug. 